This is the town of Henrietta, NY:

I was stationed here:

This is what I looked like during my time there, except with more work, and I was slightly more attractive:

This was the one friend I met there:

I also watched quite a bit of HBO in my hotel, and I fell in love with Flight of the Conchords:

I plan to marry the one on the right, then cheat on the one on the right with the one on the left.
Eventually my project was finished, and I went to visit my friend Jay in Ithaca. This is Jay:

He painted his fingernails in honor of my visit.
And this is Ithaca (compared to Henrietta):

This is my friend Jay's favorite band, The Verve:

This was Jay's reaction when he found out that the band was getting back together:

I met some of Jay's friends:

We climbed one of Ithaca's famous gorges:

Then I went to Syracuse to visit my family:

And last but not least, at the airport, an insanely hot guy sat next to me on the shuttle bus:

Fin.
1 comment:
How is it humanly possible that there are no comments here?! This is the funniest blog post on the entire internet! HBO I LOVE YOU! (Not the movie channel but the person.)
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