I met him a few months ago. My officemate introduced me to him at an Indian restaurant and it was love at first sight.
I love everything about him. He’s rich, he’s smooth, he’s cultured, he smells good, and, most importantly, he satisfies me, if you know what I mean. He is also vegetarian, which is a nice touch.
His name is Malai Kofta, and he is a South-Asian flavor invader. Here is a picture of him.
Doesn’t he look delicious?
In case you haven’t caught on, Malai Kofta is not a person, it is an Indian dish. I’ve gone back to being vegetarian again, and thanks to tasty dishes like this, I may stay that way.