Monday, December 27, 2010

New Blog Started

Because I don't have nearly enough blogs (three and counting) I've decided to create a new one just for my webcomic. It's the most awesome comic you will every read in your lifetime. Enjoy!

Monday, December 13, 2010

A Sneak Peak Into What I Do With my Spare Time

I've been working on a lot of non-blog related writing projects lately. I will post them when the time is right. In the meantime, I would like to share something personal with you.

Sometimes, when I'm bored or have writer's block, I like to come up with headlines for The Onion. This is a leftover habit from when I used to run a alternative/humor paper. I hope you enjoy this sample of the headlines I've come up with over the years. I should warn you, some of these are based on true stories. I'd like to see if you can guess which ones.

Headline Ideas for The Onion

1) Closeted hardcore sports fan still trying to convince gay friends of his homosexuality
2) Crazy Girl insisting "you never listen" or some shit
3) Nation's Toddlers Express Dissatisfaction with status quo by screaming, rolling on floor
4) New concealer reduces women's age appearance to fetal stages
5) Local Man was like totally wasted off his ass last night, dude
6) Why I hate Couples, by a desparately single female (not humor)
7) Local Dumb and Ugly girl's facebook shows too much face and not enough book- Bimbo Brownbagger
8) Online Doppleganger generator yields displeasing results
9) Every sentence puntuated with glance at iphone
10) Malapropism misdefiled in dictionary
11) White man views only black friends as his own personal, real life magic negro
12) Procrastination Key in Immortality
13) Child of McMansion Suburbs Realizes There Are Many, Many Places Like Home
14) Absence Makes the Heart Grow....Meh
15) Why Marriage is a Social By Product by Boyfriend
16) Stop stalling and make a commitment by Girlfriend
17) First Came Love, Marriage Left Unsatisfied Yet Again
18) John Boehner Threatens to Karate Chop the Limbs off Congress
19) Local Man Drinks too much, Takes advantage of self-  "I woke up with a tube sock around my junk.  I was so humiliated."
20) Guy You're Dating 100 percent full of shit, according to friends
21) Hippie's lack of carbon footprint offset by abundance of dickishness
22) Boyfriend convinces girlfriend of porn collection's rising resale value
23) Recently Single Man Immediatly Gets Facebook, Twitter, Myspace, Friendster, and LinkedIn Accounts