Thursday, January 07, 2010

Someone Broke Into My Apartment Last Night

I have been up half the night gripping my floor and crying so hard I can barely breathe. I got home around 1 AM last night only to discover that someone, or perhaps several people, broke into my apartment yesterday. I am guessing they disguised themselves as delivery people and fooled my landlord into letting them into my apartment. I am so overcome with emotion right now. I can't believe something like this could happen to me.

Here are some pictures of the aftermath.

The bandit(s) had plastered every single flat surface of my apartment with post-its. Here are some more detailed photos:

There was one of these for every member of my family.

I think Jemaine Clement is the most beautiful man alive.

Neither I nor google know what "snarflehazen" means. I'm gonna guess it's hungarian for the f word.

Even my cat was hit by this post-band-it.

They even left some graffiti on my keyboard and bookshelf.

The notes where everywhere. I have a feeling I will find more over the next couple of months. I have strong suspicions about the identity of the main culprit, and I have a feeling that she (err uh OR he) had some accomplices.

I was crying out of love. I was gripping the floor because my heart was filling with happiness as a balloon fills with helium. I was afraid that if I let go, I would float away. I have the best family and friends in the world. No doubt about it.

P.S.- In case you weren't aware, my intials are HBO.


Jason Von-Kundra said...

What a wonderful gesture for a truly wonderful person. We all love you and support you, always and forever.

NOVA crew said...

That's awesome! But you scare the crap out of me! Love you!

NOVA crew said...

This is Chris. Not sure y it lists NOVA-crew.

Anonymous said...

I'm so happy that you had bandits of love fill your home and heart with happiness!
Aunt K

Letha said...

love begets love!

Kimberly said...

Chris called me and scared the crap out of me before fully explaining this situation.
This is absolutely fantastic.
I have never been so pleased with someone having their apartment broken into.
Love you!

sheribomb said...

How lovely!! An awesome break-in for an awesome person. :D

KVK said...

AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! NOOOO!!!!!!!!! ARE YOU OK!?!??!?!?!?!??! I WILL HELP YOU FILE THE POLICE REPORT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hehe. I am super happy you love what the post-it bandit left.

Derrick Von said...

It's always sunny with HBO, I love you dear friend and miss you!!!