Friday, April 28, 2006

The Daily Blurb

This one is courtesy of Steve:

"I sat down in front of my computer last night to look at one of my favorite websites. As I unzipped my pants, my car alarm started going off like crazy. My keychain panic button in my pants pocket had hit the armrest. My activity was ruined."

This one is courtesy of one of my customers at work:

"You should only use shirts made in the USA, especially with what is going on today."

Yes, one country attacks us, and we should isolate ourselves from all of them.

And with that in mind, Moussaoui Jury Told to Avoid Dictionaries. Why you ask? Cause one juror had to look up the meaning of the word "aggravating." So sad.

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