Wednesday, April 26, 2006

Some Daily Blurbs

These are just some thoughts/observations that I've jotted down:

Saying a movie is automatically good because Johnny Depp is in it is like saying a turd must taste like thanksgiving dinner because there is a corn nugget in it.

Josh just went to pet joey goodnight, but josh burped in joey's face instead.

Brad: Name the three great American works of fiction.
Me: What about the Constitution? That's a great work of fiction.

This song sounds like updog.

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